From Mr Perv to P. Ennis, these are the funniest (and most unfortunate) names ever
MAKING fun of someone’s name isn’t big or clever.
But it’s near-impossible not to snigger at these comical monikers.
Bored Panda has rounded up some of the world’s most incredibly unfortunate names.
Spare a thought for the student whose name was shortened to P. Ennis in his school year book.
Someone else who will have no doubt been subject to willy-related puns was a kid called Dick Long.
One of the rudest sounding names on the list is Mike Litoris.
If that makes you cringe, imagine introducing yourself as Mr Perv, Mrs Weiner or Mrs Butt.
Other more innocent – but equally as funny – names include Saad Maan, Paul Twocock and Chris P. Bacon.
One especially laugh-out-loud business card reads Sam Sung, in a nod to the famous electronics company.
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But these aren’t the only people with calamitous names.
Rick Titball, Mr Sackrider, Phat Ho and Sirius Bonner has also left the internet in hysterics.
Meanwhile, we have previously reported on the hilarious surnames of couples who mashed their names together when they got hitched.
These include Fang-Dang, Hunt-Kapture and Burns-Butts.
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